Show me how to lie

Show me how to lie, you're getting better all the time.
And turning all against one, is an art that's hard to teach.
~The Offspring



So my best guy friend got a girl friend.
She's a whore. ^{Just like Miku Hatsune}
/shot

She's saying shit about me.
Fuck that.
She ruined my friend (who role plays as GUMI)

Bitch be crazy.